Controversy jokes
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.