Controversy jokes
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
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Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.