buy KFC or else
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it's finger-licking good.