Controversy jokes
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Andrew Tate.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.