Controversy jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.