Controversy jokes
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Andrew Tate.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Don't free Britney!
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)