Controversy jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Memes
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Andrew Tate.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Don't free Britney!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.