Controversy jokes

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

What does McDonald's and priests have in common?

They put their meat inside 10 year olds.

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

What do priests and McDonald's have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.