Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Andrew Tate.
Don't free Britney!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
