Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Don't free Britney!
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
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You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
