Controversy

Controversy jokes

Michael Jackson

  • Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

    The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

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  • Molestation

  • Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

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  • Face

  • Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

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  • Rape

  • How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

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