Crime fighter jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?

Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.