Crime fighter jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?

Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.