Crime fighter jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.