Crime fighter jokes
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.