Consent jokes

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?

You don’t need consent.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

What's the best part about duck tape?

It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"

It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

It's not rape if you both like it.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.