Consent jokes

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?

Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Wanna???

Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)