Consent

Consent jokes

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.