Consent jokes

I told my boyfriend one time when I was drunk that I like being raped. The next day, he comes over and says, "Want to have sex?" I said no. He was arrested two days later.

What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.

What's the best part about duck tape?

It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"

It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.

What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?

You don’t need parental consent.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?

You don’t need consent.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.