Consent jokes
It's not rape if you both like it.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
She said no, so I raped her.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.