Consent jokes
It's not rape if you both like it.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
She said no, so I raped her.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.