Compliance jokes

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

What is the difference between the human rights?

Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.