Consent jokes
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob? He made her.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!