Consent jokes

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.