Consent jokes

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?

You don’t need parental consent.