Consent

Consent Jokes

Bill Cosby

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

Rape

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

Rape

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

Rape

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

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  • Rape

    Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

    Refrigerator

    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

    Rapist

    Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

    Invention

    What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

    Rape

    What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

    Sex

    I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

    He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

    Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

    Rape

    I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.