How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Consent Jokes
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
