Confidence jokes
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
This is so bad
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
I am a beautiful person.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.