Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "Iām getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Neona (š): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (š): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (š): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (š ): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (š): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (š): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (š): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this š
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
I am a beautiful person.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
