Concept jokes
What goes up but never comes down?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
789.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Imagine.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
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Jacob Colletto