What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
789.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
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Jacob Colletto
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
