Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Your life, that's all.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Who?
Chi
My favorite joke: My life.
Test.
What is a good time?
New.
All of them.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What time is it?
What time eeeeeee?
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
