My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Eed?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Everything.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Loser.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Joke.
