Concept jokes

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Sus

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

Ha ha ha.

Joke.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789

What’s the opposite of poo?

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.

Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

My teacher: Time can't count.

Me: Every second counts.

My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.