I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Whatβs the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Dnebdoctor?
Realger.
Wait, that's me.
I'm the joke.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Speed.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What goes up but never comes down?
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Itβs not. Numbers arenβt sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
