Wait, that's me.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Itβs not. Numbers arenβt sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
789.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
β Steven Wright
Chi
My favorite joke: My life.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
You wanna know what's a concept, an orphan being homeschooled.
