Dnebdoctor?
Wait, that's me.
Speed.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Itβs not. Numbers arenβt sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
789.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
Jacob Colletto
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
