Concept jokes

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

The joke is u.

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

Read this:

Crack

What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Want to hear a joke, huh?

Me........

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

My existence.

This is a joke in itself.

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.

Loser.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Wanna hear a joke? You.

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don't get them!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

This isn't a joke.