Competition jokes
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.