Competition jokes
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.