Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Competition Jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
