what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
