Comparison jokes
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.