Comparison jokes
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.