What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure." It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out your adopted :)
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin
what the difference between a cheater and your mom:they both cheated
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
