Comparison jokes
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
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What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.