What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
VVD better than Sergio Ramos
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
Write a different of onions and dead baby
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
