I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Comparison Jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
