Comparison

Comparison Jokes

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??

The average iq increases in both places.