What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.