Comparison

Comparison jokes

Crocodile

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Girlfriend

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

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  • Mama

    Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

    A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

    Kid

    What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

    Memes

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

    They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

    Priest

    Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

    A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.

    Hitler

    What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

    An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

    Nun

    In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

    They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

    There is no difference.

    They both got split open by a huge log.

    9/11

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

    Water

    They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

    Onion

    What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.