What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Comparison Jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
