Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
how are genders and the twin towers alike?
there was 2 now its a sensitive subject
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's the difference between babies and onions..... You don't cry cutting up babies.
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
