Comparison

Comparison jokes

Faith

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

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  • Dad

    what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.

    Tea Bag

    What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

    Gay Guy

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

    The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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  • Memes

    Doctor

    You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

    Watermelon

    What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

    Fortnite

    Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

    Life

    I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

    Morbid humor

    What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

    Onion

    What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

    I cry when I chop up onions.

    Toddler

    What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

    Hitler

    What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

    Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.