What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
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