Comparison jokes
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.