Common

Common Jokes

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.