What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.