Common jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.