The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
