You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school.... If your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks? Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide so we made it double
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
Why do dear stay infront of a moving car
To commit suicide
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
