Coming out jokes
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
My mom is gay.
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."