Coming out jokes
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.