Coming out jokes
What're the only things that never come out of a Chi Phi frat house?
A virgin and unsnorted ketamine.
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!