Comedy jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I rate it 9/11.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
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Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.