Comedy jokes
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.