Comedy jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
All these jokes are all plane.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.