Comedy jokes
I rate it 9/11.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
I bet you like men!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!