Comedy jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
I rate it 9/11.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
You're really...
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
So (DYM 132).
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!