Comedy jokes
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
All these jokes are all plane.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
More jokes.