Comedy jokes
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!