If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
guess the joke
your girlfriend
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
