Comedy jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
More jokes.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What comes after 69?
Period.