Comedy jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
I bet you like men!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?