Comedy

Comedy jokes

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Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Cow

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Bone

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Kobe

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Banana Peel

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Hairline

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Dick

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.