Comedy jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
More jokes.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.