Comedy jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I bet you like men!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!