Comedy jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I rate it 9/11.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
All these jokes are all plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.