Comedy jokes

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

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What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

What did one nut say to the other?

“Cashew later.”

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.