What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Comedy Jokes
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What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
