Comedy jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I bet you like men!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
More jokes.