Comedy jokes
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I bet you like men!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I rate it 9/11.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!