Comedy jokes
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A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.