Comedy jokes
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I rate it 9/11.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”