My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
What do My Balls and EMOs have in different ? ...Nothing they both hang themselves...
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Do you want to here a joke? Never mind it’s too punny
i dont have a joke its just funny reading them
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
Why can't orphans go to movies There Pg 13 movies
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
(insert funny joke about a dick here)
did you laugh? be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ducbz9dZO2
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
Let's go Brendan Fraser
