Comedy jokes
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Laugh.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
I don't think jokes are very funny.