What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
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What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.