Comedy jokes
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Jokes are rather funny.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.