Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
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Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair
Knock knock. Who's there? Ididap! Ididapoo!!
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
