Comedy jokes

Heard the Helen Keller single?

It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?

Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

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Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.