Comedy jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
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