Comedy jokes
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Penis.
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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
My life is a joke.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
"Giggity."