Comedy

Comedy jokes

Opinion

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Object

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Bar

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Hack

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Penis

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Nun

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Time

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

Tuna

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Death

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

Orphan

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.