Comedy jokes

Wanna hear a funny joke?

You

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

Kyler, go on this one.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Penis.

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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

My life is a joke.

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).