Comedy jokes

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Penis.

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Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

My life is a joke.

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!