Comedy

Comedy jokes

Opinion

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Object

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Bar

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Hack

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Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Penis

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

Nun

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Time

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

Tuna

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Death

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

Booty

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.