Comedy jokes
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊