Comedy jokes
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!