Comedy

Comedy jokes

Vegetable

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Perspective

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Bone

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Ip address

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.