Comedy jokes
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.