Comedy jokes
Wow, no SP jokes?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Jokes are rather funny.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why?
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.