Wanna here a joke??
My life
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
