Comedy jokes
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why?
Orphans got me like: 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS