Comedy jokes
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
Kyler, go on this one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.