Comedy jokes
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."