Comedy jokes
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
These are meannnnn.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.