Comedy Jokes

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

You

Kyler, go on this one.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

Penis.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

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