Comedy jokes

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

#NoMoreOrphanJokes

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

Wanna hear a funny joke?

You

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.