South Park jokes

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Wow, no SP jokes?

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

Heil Kyle!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.