South Park jokes

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Wow, no SP jokes?

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.