South Park jokes

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Wow, no SP jokes?

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."