South Park jokes
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
