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Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.

One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."

The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."

Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"

The not so smart Indian replies,

"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

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    It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

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    • I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

    What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

    America's funniest home videos.

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    This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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    • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.