Comedy Jokes

Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.

Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.

Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.

Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

Somebody stole my joke.

So I stole their spinal cord.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

I love silly jokes.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

Cooper is funny.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Do you want to hear a joke?

Never mind, it’s too punny.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."