You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Comedy Jokes
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
"DEEZ NUTS"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
