Comedy jokes
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
"DEEZ NUTS"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.