Comedy jokes
"DEEZ NUTS"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎