Comedy jokes
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.