Comedy jokes
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What comes after 69?
Period.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.