What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Comedy Jokes
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What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What comes after 69?
Period.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
